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Re: Joke for the day

Postby crazyhorse » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:26 am

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?

NO says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.

NO says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you just hop on the back of my bike.

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...

Look Dad, you're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...


YOU RIDE IT!! :D

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Re: Joke for the day

Postby crazyhorse » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:28 am

We have a new grocery store in our area. When you approach the produce section you hear thunder and a fine mist rains down on the produce with an aroma is released of a fresh spring day. When you approach the meat isle you hear cows mooing and the aroma of charcoal steaks and onions fills the air. As you approach the egg area, you can hear hens clucking and smell bacon and eggs frying.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.... :D

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Re: Joke for the day

Postby crazyhorse » Fri May 05, 2017 4:23 am

Cow Cop: Do u know why I bulled you over?

Cow: A mooving violation?

Cow Cop: Erratic steering!

Cow: That's udderly ridiculous.

Cow Cop: Don't give me no beef. :D

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