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Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby crazyhorse » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:02 am

Got some old sayings/ clichés you would share with us?


Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.


Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

A yellow jacket is faster than a John Deere lawn mower.

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Re: Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby ok68crewcab » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:32 pm

if it has boobs or wheels you're gonna have trouble with it. :lol:
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Re: Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby crazyhorse » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:34 am

Beat around the bush.

Burn the midnight oil.

Drastic times call for drastic measures.

Every cloud has a silver lining..

Hit the nail on the head.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Don't give up your day job.

Not playing with a full deck.


Let the cat out of the bag.

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Pull the wool over the peoples eves.

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Re: Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby Ohiotinkerer » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:52 pm

"You're nuttier than a squirrel turd".......... :lol:
"Life is a garden - dig it"........... :thup:

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Re: Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby crazyhorse » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:14 am

I don't know them from Adam's house cat.
Who the Sam Hill ...?
I'm as full as a tick. (Eaten too much.)
Flat as a fritter
Lie like a rug.
Let 'er rip - tater chip.
'If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at his place.


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Re: Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby fuzzier1 » Sat May 06, 2017 10:53 pm

In regards to many people today. "They haven't got the brains that God gave a gnat."

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Re: Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

Postby crazyhorse » Mon May 08, 2017 11:53 pm

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away and barefoot. :D

Credit cards are like mosquitoes.
You can keep them away for a while, but sooner or later they will be back to suck your blood.

Gingerbread man is a perfect man, he’s cute, he’s sweet and if he gives you any heck, you can bite his head off.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little scared.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A Circumcision.”
And the second kid says, “Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born.
I Couldn’t talk or walk for a whole year!”


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