I bought it from a Toybota dealer, the previous owner was an older panelbeater who had "popped one out with a younger wife" who made him choose, her or the car
Shoulda took da car!
Ole & Lena
Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see driving a brand new Ford pickup truck?
It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit a vide smile.
"Ole, vere did you get dat truck?" Sven asked.
"Lena gave it to me"
"She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?"
"Vell, let me tell you vat happened.
Ve vere driving out on county road 6, in da middle of novere.
Lena pulled off da road into da woods.
She parked, got out of da truck, trew off all of her clothes and said
"Ole take vatever you vant. So I took da truck."
"Ole, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
If you're going to live like there's no hell...............
you'd better be right.
1969 F250 CS, 360, C6 Auto, 3.73 Limited Slip Dana 60