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Got any old saying/cliches you would share ?

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Got some old sayings/ clichés you would share with us?


Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.


Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

A yellow jacket is faster than a John Deere lawn mower.

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if it has boobs or wheels you're gonna have trouble with it. :lol:
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Beat around the bush.

Burn the midnight oil.

Drastic times call for drastic measures.

Every cloud has a silver lining..

Hit the nail on the head.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Don't give up your day job.

Not playing with a full deck.


Let the cat out of the bag.

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Pull the wool over the peoples eves.
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"You're nuttier than a squirrel turd".......... :lol:
"Life is a garden - dig it"........... :thup:

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I don't know them from Adam's house cat.
Who the Sam Hill ...?
I'm as full as a tick. (Eaten too much.)
Flat as a fritter
Lie like a rug.
Let 'er rip - tater chip.
'If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at his place.


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In regards to many people today. "They haven't got the brains that God gave a gnat."
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away and barefoot. :D

Credit cards are like mosquitoes.
You can keep them away for a while, but sooner or later they will be back to suck your blood.

Gingerbread man is a perfect man, he’s cute, he’s sweet and if he gives you any heck, you can bite his head off.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little scared.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A Circumcision.”
And the second kid says, “Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born.
I Couldn’t talk or walk for a whole year!”
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Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim.
It just sounds better when I say , "I went to the Jim first thing this morning." :D
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Who pissed in your Cheerios?
That diaper rash make you cranky?
You're so full of s**t, your eyes are brown.
S**t in one hand, wish in the other. Let me know which one fills up first.

The last two were favorites of my mother when I was growing up.
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You can educate ignorant , ..But you can't fix stupid.
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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That dog don't hunt. :D

You can't judge a book by looking at the cover. :D
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You can't polish a turd.
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Mr Sargentrs, your post reminded me of what my friend use to say about his '72 truck he named "The Turd".
He would be around a few strangers , start to leave & say something like this, " I think I will go home and wash and wax my Turd".
When he would leave, some one asked what on earth is he talking about.
When I would explain to them that he named his truck " The Turd" , they would laugh and say I never heard a truck called that before.
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That dog is barking up the wrong tree. :D
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