Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck Has Been Working On Your Compu

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Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck Has Been Working On Your Compu

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Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck Has Been Working On Your Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored
in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba."

4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
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lol those are good! lol
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re: Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck Has Been Working On Your C

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:lol: :lol:

Here's a supplement:

How to tell if a San Franciscan has been working on your computer:

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:lolprev: :evil: good one ToughOldFord :thup:
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His little pony his little pony......... :razz:
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